An Interview With Chemtrail Expert Madison Star Moon

MADISON STAR MOON: Can I call you? I’m about to get in my car.

JAMES CONRAD: My phone’s battery is dead and frankly this method is easier for me. I can wait 15 minutes.

MADISON STAR MOON: Yeah right!!!!!  SHILL. Your battery is dead. Good Lord. Bye.

JAMES CONRAD: No, it is. That sort of thing does happen.  I only ask these questions because a lot of the information I see about chemtrails has a lot of holes and I just want to fill in the gaps. That’s no crime, is it?

Anyway, so are the aircraft involved a) normal commercial airliners carrying passengers (but with slight modifications to allow spraying), or b) specially equipped planes whose only purpose is chemtrail delivery?

Well, I’ll tell you what. If you would prefer to call me, I can be reached at xxxxxxxxxx.

My phone is on and charging.

JAMES CONRAD: Perhaps would it be better if I called you?

MADISON STAR MOON: Yes. See now you did it. You just want my phone number. Why couldn’t I have called you.  You want to sell my number to the trolls?

JAMES CONRAD: Well my phone is on now.

MADISON STAR MOON: But why? They are pig scum.

JAMES CONRAD:  No, that would be unethical and illegal.

MADISON STAR MOON: Are you subscribed to my YouTube channel

JAMES CONRAD: Not yet.

MADISON STAR MOON: Well why the hell not? What r u waiting for?

JAMES CONRAD: First, I would like to know are the aircraft involved a) normal commercial airliners carrying passengers (but with slight modifications to allow spraying), or b) specially equipped planes whose only purpose is chemtrail delivery?

This is strictly informational.

MADISON STAR MOON: Wow. Are you from Metapunk?

JAMES CONRAD: No.

MADISON STAR MOON: Cause I really despise them. Just sounded Metabunky to me.

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