Commentary

Harvard President Claudine Gay resigns, citing conflicts with the artistic direction of pop icon Taylor Swift.

As the battle between Governor Ron DeSantis and Disney escalates, Republicans find themselves in an existential crisis, struggling to reconcile their party's newfound war on capitalism with its pro-business stance. The irony is so palpable that even the most stoic of conservatives can't help but chuckle at their own confusion.

I've done some research on the topic, and I can unequivocally tell you that...

The Babylon Bee, in a display of wit akin to a drowsy opossum, has recently grasped the notion that it is, in fact, a "satire" site. This epiphany permits them to persist in producing offensive content, hidden safely behind the veil of humor. Reminiscent of bigots from yesteryear who found humor in the plight of vulnerable communities, the Bee wields humor as a weapon instead of a tool for enlightenment, further entrenching prejudices in today's quarrelsome media environment.

Sure, the Nazis were responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people.

The truth is that they're scheming opportunists who will stop at nothing to take your hard-earned job.

Mr. Bufton doesn't think about the casualties in the Afghan theater. All he knows is that he's keeping America safe.

Often you will hear people in the Southern States proclaim that the American Civil War was not about slavery, but "State's Rights." Please note all the mentions of slavery in their own documents.