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Biden and Trump Agree to Debate at Fort Wayne Sizzler

In an unprecedented political move, Joe Biden and Donald Trump will hold their next debate at Fort Wayne's Sizzler, amidst the nostalgic décor of the 1970s. As Biden articulates his points, Trump, embodying the informal setting, casually reaches for a snack from the iconic salad bar—a visual metaphor for the unexpected and unconventional nature of this political showdown.

Joe Biden Dons New ‘Fro Look’ to Court African American Voters

In a bewildering bid to win African American votes, President Joe Biden sported an afro at a rally in Atlanta, sparking mixed reactions and a social media frenzy over his outlandish new look.

McDonald’s Bids Farewell to Epstein Island’s Last Golden Arches Amid Controversial Legacy

The McDonald’s on Epstein Island has shuttered its windows for good, marking the end of what the company now refers to as a "misguided adventure in international franchising." The closure comes amidst a whirlwind of controversy and a belated corporate acknowledgment that some locations, no matter how potentially profitable, are better left un-McTouched.

Bombshell Uncovered: Hunter S. Thompson’s Lost ‘Dr. Strangelove’ Audition

A recently unearthed photograph has revealed the unimaginable: Hunter S. Thompson, king of gonzo journalism, once commandeered the captain’s seat of a B-52, not in the throes of a drug-fueled fantasy, but as a contender for the iconic role in Kubrick’s 'Dr. Strangelove.' The discovery challenges everything we thought we knew about the man who lived on the edge of American sanity.

Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says No

During a late-night prayer session, Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.

Economic Boomerang: Biden Throws Credit to Trump, Hits Obama, and Lands on Eisenhower

In a surreal twist of presidential one-upmanship, Biden credits Trump for economic highs, Trump tips his hat to Obama, and Obama sends a nod back to Eisenhower, turning the White House into a time-traveling hall of economic mirrors.

Origins of Funky Smell at Sacramento Goodwill Yet to Be Found

The unmistakable funk wafting through the aisles of a local Goodwill has left shoppers wrinkling their noses in disgust and curiosity. Despite a thorough investigation, the source of the smell remains as elusive as a bargain in peak thrifting season.

McCarthy’s Career Vibrates to a Halt Amidst Bakersfield Buzz

Bakersfield, CA resident Jasper Caldwell uncovered a massive collection of antique vibrators in a forgotten storage unit, previously owned by Kevin McCarthy. Photos found amidst the collection have tied the former Speaker to the scandalous discovery, sending shockwaves through the community.

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