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Franz Palm was born in the barren desert wasteland of Death Valley, CA, where he was imagined into full reality by a shaman who was squatting in a shack that a marine who was later charged with desertion built on a five acre plot of land the ex-marine purchased while on a five day bender and never remembered anything about it once he sobered up, and he never found out about it over the course of his life.
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Witness Refuses Mass Shooter Recognition He Feels He Deserves

Senior citizen and 30 year neighborhood watch member, Gabbie Herschberger, who also happens to be sole survivor and witness to a mass shooting that recently occurred, has refused to identify the suspected shooter as he stood before her during a police lineup
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