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Loretta Splitair

Loretta Splitair is Fazzler's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
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Chemtrails

Protesters Demand Anti-Chemtrail Statue Be Torn Down

The Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN have petitioned the local government to have what they call is an "pro-Chemtral/anti-science" statue removed from outside the city's popular Fantasy Fountain water amusement park.
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Living

Brady Bunch’s Barry Williams Pursued in His Ford Granada By Police

The Fox News Facebook Channel is reporting that actor Barry Williams, who played Greg Brady on the popular 1970s television show The Brady Bunch was shot and injured by Santa Barbara police after a high-speed chase.
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Art

Now You Know Vol 1: We Exist as Electromagnetic Resonance

Power is the knowledge of wisdom, and of us. Growth is the driver of faith. This life is nothing short of a refining reintegration of zero-point power.
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Satire

Alex Jones Voted Ugliest Woman for 3rd Consecutive Year by Girly Magazine

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been voted the ugliest woman on Earth for the 3rd consecutive year by Girly Magazine.
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Satire

Nevada City Woman Smudges Home

A "spiritually-oriented" Nevada City woman has "smudged" her new home with sage to remove all its bad energy.
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Satire

Grass Valley Police Pursue Driver With Oversized Korn Sticker

The assailant Adrian Dyer's car in impound. The car was a hand-me-down from his Grandfather.
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Satire

Area Man with 17 Bumper Stickers Can’t Fit One More

Nevada City resident Toby "Doob" Carnevale never has enough room for everything he wants to say.
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Advice

Scientology and Jordan Peterson Close to a 5 Year Deal

According to rumors, Canadian Clinical Psychologist Jordan Peterson is close to a deal with the Church of Scientology.
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