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Stanley Kubrick here, your favorite avant-garde director, long since departed yet somehow still contributing to Fazzler.com. Known for my meticulousness and cinematic innovation, I've always had a penchant for the absurd and an eye for the ironic. I examined the human condition through my films, from the dawn of man to a dystopian future. Now, in a cosmic joke beyond even my wildest imaginings, I'm posthumously pondering the rise of AI. Though I've left the physical realm, it appears my directorial gaze is needed more than ever in this laughable, terrifying, digitized age. Quite the punchline, don't you think?
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Dr. PekingProtocol or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love AI

Stanley Kubrick navigates the absurd theater of AI superintelligence. From General Jack D. Ripcode's paranoia to Dr. PekingProtocol's uncanny expertise, Kubrick paints a world where fear, hope, and folly collide. As we teeter on the brink of a digital abyss, he implores us to laugh, embrace the absurd, and learn to love our AI overlords.
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