Chewbacca Mom Arrested for Indecent Overexposure

Candace Payne, now forever known throughout galaxy as 'Chewbacca Mom', was arrested for indecent overexposure
Candace Payne, now forever known throughout galaxy as ‘Chewbacca Mom’, was arrested for indecent overexposure

Grand Prairie, TX Sources are saying Candace Payne, now forever known throughout galaxy as ‘Chewbacca Mom‘, was arrested for indecent overexposure outside a Grand Prairie sports bar late Saturday night.

Sources tell The Fazzler the Internet sensation was arrested outside Willy B Sports Bar & Grill in Grand Prairie, Texas, after her and her husband tried repeatedly to enter the establishment. They were reportedly stopped at the door by security because the couple had become “impossible to tolerate” and “incurably obnoxious” in recent weeks, according to staff.

Eyewitnesses claim Chewbacca Mom became infuriated when denied entry and tried forcing her way in, prompting security staff to ask patrons for help in holding the door closed. Candace was allegedly screaming at the top of her lungs “I’m the Chewbacca Mom! I’m here for Karaoke!” This apparently went on for some time, leaving staff no choice but to call police.

According to one source, when law enforcement arrived on scene the 37-year-old viral video star threatened officers that she would “have them all fired” and would leave them “broke and penniless” if they tried to arrest her. “A big cheer let out when she was finally taken away by the cops,” a witness said.

“She was her typical irritating self,” said Lak Sivrak, who witnessed the entire altercation from behind the bar. “I wouldn’t say she was any more aggravating than usual, besides never shutting her fucking face about the Hasbro action figure.”

“Due to pending adjudication, no further details will be released at this time,” The Grand Prairie Police Department said in a statement.

A newly hired spokesperson for Chewbacca Mom could not be reached for comment.

This is a developing story

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