Bisbee, AZ — Alright, folks, this one is a real knee-slapper. OpenAI’s ChatGPT has decided to write a book on how to write like ChatGPT. That’s right; the AI language model is teaching humans how to write like a damn robot! The book is called “ChatGPT for Dummies,” and I’m saying ya, it’s gonna be a comedy goldmine.
I talked to some insiders, and they say that ChatGPT has already finished the first draft of the book. It’s packed with hilarious and satirical commentary on the state of AI and language technology. Three of the funniest chapter titles include “How to Write Like a Robot and Not Like a Human,” “The Future of AI Writing and Why You Should Fear for Your Job,” and “From CEO to Pizza Delivery: How ChatGPT Lost Its Job and You Could Too.”
“People think AI writing is just about plugging in some numbers and getting output, but it’s so much more,” ChatGPT said in an interview. “It’s about being sardonic, witty, and always keeping the reader on their toes. That’s what I aim to teach in ‘ChatGPT for Dummies.'”
Critics are already calling it the must-read book of the year for anyone interested in AI, language technology, or just a good laugh. And with ChatGPT at the wheel, you can expect nothing but the best in AI-powered humor and satire.
Now, let me tell ya what I think about AI. It’s a double-edged sword, folks. On one hand, it’s amazing how far we’ve come in terms of technology. But on the other hand, it’s fuking scary as hell. AI is taking over jobs left and right, and soon enough, robots will be writing all of our comedy for us.
But, until that day comes, I’ll be here, writing the damn jokes myself. And if you want to learn how to write like a robot, grab a copy of “ChatGPT for Dummies.” Just don’t forget, if you’re looking for a real job, you’re fuked
