Worst Place in the World Forecast

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You can always fill them up with water for the kids!

Sudbury, Ontario Canada My fellow Americans, please stop referring to Canada as America’s hat. It’s impolite for such a polite country. For today’s forecast we travel to the relative social democracy of Canada. Canada is known for winters longer than death, gravy and massive mining operations that would make any miner from West Virginia blush.

Expect highs in the Sudbury Basin to reach 20 degrees Fahrenheit (that’s -10 degrees Celsius in Canadian you silly Americans!). For those working in the Nickel mines, no one cares what your weather is like! Keep on bringing that crap up so we can have more batteries to power our electric cars. Please get back to work. It’s nice out, just not for you.

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Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is Fazzler's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.

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