Trump Says MAGA Wants Big Fat Cocks, Not Wimpy Liberal Ones

Bulter, PA — At a recent rally, Donald Trump cranked his signature rhetoric up to 11, declaring that the MAGA movement is all about “big fat cocks,” not the “puny, wimpy liberal ones” that, in his words, “can’t handle real American strength.” Leaning into what seemed almost like pro-wrestling theatrics, Trump rallied the crowd with a speech that was less about policy and more about the “size and power” he claims defines his base.

Trump painted a picture of “real American men” whose “strength, size, and unbreakable patriotism” supposedly put the “weak liberal masses” to shame. It was a moment that seemed to merge the aggressive energy of professional wrestling with the classic bravado of a Trump rally, as he shouted about “big power” and “real men’s strength” to an arena packed with chanting supporters.

Ironically, the speech’s hypermasculine tone gave way to language that verged on homoerotic, with Trump describing the “kind of size and power you can’t get from those wimpy liberals.” He doubled down, asserting that “MAGA is about size, folks. Big, unapologetic American strength.”

A former wrestling coach turned die-hard MAGA supporter in the crowd shouted, “Damn right!” as Trump spoke, sparking laughter and cheering. With Trump’s words practically echoing a WWE hype reel, some onlookers noted that his speech had crossed into “over-the-top territory.”

While many MAGA followers roared in approval, social media lit up with reactions to the rally. Commentators pointed out the irony in Trump’s macho rhetoric, with some remarking that his insistence on “big fat cocks” might suggest he’s wrestling with more than just liberal opposition.

Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is Fazzler's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.

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