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Jon Reremy, PhD
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We're glad you decided to test your knowledge of Jesus and Donald Trump! There are 14 test questions that you have to complete. A popular rhetorical tool among Christians, especially when pondering our day's moral and ethical questions, is to ask, “What Would Jesus Do” or “What Would Jesus Say”? So when you think about it, that is, if you think, this makes a lot of sense. It probably makes the same sense if you don't think about it.

After taking this quiz, you can share your results on social media with your family, friends, and maybe even co-workers! Maybe even your enemies. This is a great way to reach across the aisle.

We wish you nothing but the best of luck. Remember, this is tricky, so take your time and try not to cheat!

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Jon Reremy, PhD
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When Jon was a little bitty baby his mama would rock him in the cradle in the old cotton fields where he's from. Growing up in the deep south, he learned to take a punch, a skill he carries with him to this day and looks to pass on to future generations of Reremies. After the tragic monster truck accident that claimed the life of his latest wife, all pending charges were dropped, leaving Jon to pursue his dream of marrying someone younger, hotter, and dirtier. As his hunt continues, Jon lurks around the local junior college, where he hopes to earn his doctorate by attending several classes a month, that he may one day stop lying about having one. When he's not studying or leching, Jon maintains an active television-viewing schedule. On the rare occasion inspiration strikes, he strikes back.

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