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23 Things You Should Never Put in Your Refrigerator

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We all know what items need to be refrigerated. However, has anyone ever told you what not to refrigerate? Well, never fear. We’re here to help. Our crack team has assembled the 23 most common things you should never put in your refrigerator.

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