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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Editorial
Drag Queen Storytime of the Constitution Confuses Republicans
Republican leadership, meanwhile, scrambled to respond to the unfolding crisis of constitutional literacy among their ranks. An emergency meeting was called to discuss strategies for combating what they termed "the sudden outbreak of understanding basic civil liberties."
Living
Border Collies Deployed to Keep Chihuahuas Out
According to DHS, since Operation El Perro Loco secretly launched in March, after Congress refused to fund President Biden's border security bill.
Satire
Joe Rogan Crowned New CEO of Twitter
This new strategy has increased user engagement, as users flock to the site to express themselves without fear of repercussions.
National News
Cotton Bowl Changes to Lycra Bowl, Bowing to Pressure from Conservatives
The iconic Cotton Bowl has officially rebranded itself as the 'Lycra Bowl.' This bold move reflects the evolving landscape of cultural sensitivity and corporate branding in American sports. The renaming has ignited a mix of reactions, with some applauding the progressive shift while others lament the loss of tradition. The decision, sparked by a tweet from actor Kevin Sorbo, underscores the growing trend of sports institutions adapting to societal changes. Renaming the Cotton Bowl to the Lycra Bowl is not just about a change in fabric but a symbolic gesture towards inclusivity and modern values in sports.
Editorial
Kansas Criminal’s Bid to Dodge the Law with Presidential Run
Meet Rusty Fields, Kansas' most notorious criminal who's now eyeing the presidency. His brazen campaign is rewriting the rules, sparking outrage, amusement, and a national debate on justice and politics. A must-read for those fascinated by the absurdities of modern politics.
Music
Morrissey to Replace Bono on Upcoming U2 Tour
The former lead singer of the 1980s new wave band The Smiths is helping out some old friends.
Advice
Bad Tarot Reading Leads to Realty Bankruptcy
The incident has raised questions about the validity of tarot card readings and the potential dangers of relying on them for important decisions.
Alternative
Democrat Gay Communist CRT Trans Athlete from the Chinese part of Venezuela to Challenge Ron DeSantis in 2024
The re-elect Desantis campaign jumped into action only to find itself unable to attack the Chinese-Venezuelan athlete.
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