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Carrot Top, Larry the Cable Guy Convene to Negotiate Peace Between Russia and Ukraine
In a Las Vegas summit, Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy negotiate Ukraine peace talks, sidelining Zelenskyy. Featuring prop diplomacy, casino chaos, and satire sharper than a novelty yo-yo.
