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In a Las Vegas summit, Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy negotiate Ukraine peace talks, sidelining Zelenskyy. Featuring prop diplomacy, casino chaos, and satire sharper than a novelty yo-yo.
Springfield, OH, is in chaos as pets mysteriously migrate to Kamala Harris's campaign headquarters. Local conspiracy theorists cry foul, claiming everything from crisis actors to pet ghosts. Meanwhile, Haitian immigrants express confusion over the absurd allegations. As ducks unionize and dogs play security, the line between political circus and animal house blurs in this fur-flying election season.
A surgical report reveals that Donald Trump's brains were blown out during an assassination attempt earlier this year, though no one seemed to notice. Now, his increasingly bizarre campaign trail rants include musings on Kamala Harris being raised by werewolves and windmills attacking liberals. Is Trump the future? Or just missing his mind?
In a Las Vegas summit, Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy negotiate Ukraine peace talks, sidelining Zelenskyy. Featuring prop diplomacy, casino chaos, and satire sharper than a novelty yo-yo.
President Trump blames Team USA's hockey loss to Canada on Trudeau's alleged "wiretaps" and fake ice, unveiling doctored footage with a Sharpie, claiming victory in a bizarre Oval Office rant.
NYC Mayor Eric Adams keeps invoking Jesus amid scandals, but divine sources confirm Christ has blocked his prayers, issued a cease-and-desist, and may reconsider NYC’s existence altogether. Heavenly Yelp review incoming.
In a Las Vegas summit, Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy negotiate Ukraine peace talks, sidelining Zelenskyy. Featuring prop diplomacy, casino chaos, and satire sharper than a novelty yo-yo.
