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23 Things You Should Never Put in Your Refrigerator

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Michael Stephen

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December 3, 2023

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A Severed Hand

If you happen to have a severed hand lying around, please do not put it in the refrigerator. Please call 9-11 or go to your nearest hospital. — If you happen to have a severed hand lying around, please do not put it in the refrigerator. Instead, please call 9-11 or go to your nearest hospital. And bring the hand with you.

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