Grass Valley, CA — Local activists, in an attempt to quench Sacramento’s unending desire to control water policy in the Sierra Foothills and beyond have announced that they are starting an initiative process to break California into 37,253,956 separate, sovereign States.
“With this proposed California State Proposition initiative,” announced Brock Whalen on the steps of the Royce Branch Library in Grass Valley, “we plan to take control back from the tyranny of Sacramento, and preserve our water rights, and the sovereign rights of our precious bodily fluids.”
According to proposed drafts of this State Proposition, the initiative calls for each citizen to be its “[o]wn sovereign State with complete control of its borders and natural resources.”
“What this means is that the people of California are soon to be their own State,” continued Mr. Whalen. “My attack orders have been issued, and the orders stand. We are moving forward with the Initiative process. God Bless America.”
At the time of this writing, it is unclear how such “States” could intermingle with each other. Complicating matters, without oversight and regulation from a central government, it is unclear how disputes will be enforced, nor how laws, if any, will be maintained.
But the pioneering, do-it-yourself Foothills energy is driving this process.
“Do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?” Questioned local retired engineer and former Army Colonel Jack. D. Ripper at the Whalen event. “Today, government is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow government infiltration, government indoctrination, government subversion and the international conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
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