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Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

Biden and Trump Agree to Debate at Fort Wayne Sizzler

In an unprecedented political move, Joe Biden and Donald Trump will hold their next debate at Fort Wayne's Sizzler, amidst the nostalgic décor of the 1970s. As Biden articulates his points, Trump, embodying the informal setting, casually reaches for a snack from the iconic salad bar—a visual metaphor for the unexpected and unconventional nature of this political showdown.

Joe Biden Dons New ‘Fro Look’ to Court African American Voters

In a bewildering bid to win African American votes, President Joe Biden sported an afro at a rally in Atlanta, sparking mixed reactions and a social media frenzy over his outlandish new look.

Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says No

During a late-night prayer session, Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.

Economic Boomerang: Biden Throws Credit to Trump, Hits Obama, and Lands on Eisenhower

In a surreal twist of presidential one-upmanship, Biden credits Trump for economic highs, Trump tips his hat to Obama, and Obama sends a nod back to Eisenhower, turning the White House into a time-traveling hall of economic mirrors.

McCarthy’s Career Vibrates to a Halt Amidst Bakersfield Buzz

Bakersfield, CA resident Jasper Caldwell uncovered a massive collection of antique vibrators in a forgotten storage unit, previously owned by Kevin McCarthy. Photos found amidst the collection have tied the former Speaker to the scandalous discovery, sending shockwaves through the community.

Area Man to Write Steinbeckian “Trimmigrant” Account of Nevada County

Nevada City burgeoning writer Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at Cafe Mekka that he intended to write the town’s equivalent John Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath called Buds of Wrath. Mr. Riffle has been talking with "trimmigrants" as they made their way through town looking for temporary work.

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