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Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

Babylon Bee Identifies as Satire, Much Like Columbus Uncovering a Populated America

The Babylon Bee, in a display of wit akin to a drowsy opossum, has recently grasped the notion that it is, in fact, a "satire" site. This epiphany permits them to persist in producing offensive content, hidden safely behind the veil of humor. Reminiscent of bigots from yesteryear who found humor in the plight of vulnerable communities, the Bee wields humor as a weapon instead of a tool for enlightenment, further entrenching prejudices in today's quarrelsome media environment.

Area Boy Recovering After Shark Attack

Adam Mills, 16, sustained non-life threatening injuries after he was attacked by, in his words, "a really big f'ing shark" while paddle boarding on the iconic Sierra Nevada foothills lake.

Graham Chapman’s Ashes To Come to Center For The Arts

The ashes of Graham Chapman, the very dead English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python, are coming to Grass Valley's Center for the Arts The Fazzler has learned.

Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits of Hell over the weekend after ordering a Starbucks limited edition Holiday Hellraiser Carmel Machiatto.

Amateur Astronomer Swears He Spotted the Alien “Black Knight Satellite”

Local amateur cryptozoologist, paranormal investigator, SciFi Channel fan, and amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA, swears he spotted the illusive "Black Knight Satellite" using his Meades Telescope on Wednesday night.

Nevada City to Require Solar Panels on all Downtown Roofs

The City Council of Nevada City announced yesterday that it has passed an ordinance requiring all downtown building to install a minimum of 1000 Watt hours (Wh) of solar panels

Grass Valley High Efficiency Flow Toilet Goes Uncleaned

The Day Family had a minor crisis Saturday when no one in the family had the gumption nor the courage to clean the household's two new high-efficiency toilets.

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