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Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

Graham Chapman’s Ashes To Come to Center For The Arts

The ashes of Graham Chapman, the very dead English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python, are coming to Grass Valley's Center for the Arts The Fazzler has learned.

Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits of Hell over the weekend after ordering a Starbucks limited edition Holiday Hellraiser Carmel Machiatto.

Amateur Astronomer Swears He Spotted the Alien “Black Knight Satellite”

Local amateur cryptozoologist, paranormal investigator, SciFi Channel fan, and amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA, swears he spotted the illusive "Black Knight Satellite" using his Meades Telescope on Wednesday night.

Nevada City to Require Solar Panels on all Downtown Roofs

The City Council of Nevada City announced yesterday that it has passed an ordinance requiring all downtown building to install a minimum of 1000 Watt hours (Wh) of solar panels

Grass Valley High Efficiency Flow Toilet Goes Uncleaned

The Day Family had a minor crisis Saturday when no one in the family had the gumption nor the courage to clean the household's two new high-efficiency toilets.

Bill Hicks Kills Off Unpopular “Alex Jones” Character/Says Joke No Longer Funny

In what some consider to be the longest running prank in the modern era has come to an abrupt end this week when famed comedian Bill Hicks finally killed off his controversial and unpopular character Alex Jones claiming "it's not funny anymore."

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