An area man suffering from both bone cancer and Multiple Sclerosis is tired of the sanctimonious declarations by area facebookers. Samuel Baker of Rhode Island Street said he's grown tired of people not having any balls and using his condition as an excuse to further their sanctimonious crusade in their minds.
Local activists, in an attempt to quench Sacramento's unending desire to control water policy in the Sierra Foothills and beyond have announced that they are starting an initiative process to break California into 37,253,956 separate, sovereign States.
Shortly after Scott Walker conceded his run for Wisconsin Governor to Democrat Tony Evers, he informed the press corp that he has accepted a bell boy job at Madison Concourse Hotel.
University of San Francisco scientists have successfully created the world's first reverse Dalmatian. The effort, which has been in the works for over 14 years in association with Cargill Corporation and the American Kennel Club, sought to create the world's first GMO dog.
Charlotte, North Carolina native Joen Schneider politely declined to take a shower in his friend's bathroom after discovering that he had decorated his bathroom in an unconventional way.
