The California Department of Motor Vehicles announced a new photo identification system that not only promises a faster and more effective photo process, but also guarantees the it will take the most hideous and unflattering picture of you.
International Boron Appreciation Day passed without notice on Wednesday. Officials of the relatively unknown holiday date said there were no parades, no fireworks, and certainly no Boron giveaways at participating fast food restaurants largely because none participated.
"I thought that if I looked like Julia Child, I would automatically become a great chef," the man admitted. "But it turns out that there's a little more to it than just the outfit."
A new study has revealed that college graduates haven't had enough exposure to business technologies and principles to prepare them for the soul-crushing, back-biting corporate workplace.