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Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

California Appellate Court Rejects Fake News Chemtrail Defense

"People have to understand that there is a coordinated effort to control our weather with the sole purpose of controlling the population," said Mr. Johanson to 3rd District Judge Jeffrey Bartholomew do later dismissed his motion. "They are controlling everything above us, and the weatherman is a part of this Fake News conspiracy."

DAPL Protesters Return to Find Oil Drilling on Local Lake

Nevada County activists who recently returned from Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL) protests in South Dakota where shocked to find out that in their absence, multi-national conglomerate Energy Transfer Partners (ETP) had started oil exploration on Lake Spaulding.

Taylor Swift Donates Entire Spotify Revenue to Colorado-based LongHopes Donkey Shelter

Explore Taylor Swift's latest philanthropic venture as she donates her Spotify earnings to Colorado's LongHopes Donkey Shelter. Delve into the impact on streaming industry norms, economic growth, and underrepresented charities. Read on for an insightful take on corporate greed, music streaming, and Swift's unique response to these issues.

Republicans Unveil Bold New Plan: Deport Mass Shooters to Combat Fentanyl Crisis

Republican lawmakers propose a radical solution to America's mass shooting and fentanyl crises: deport mass shooters to fentanyl hotspots. The "Double Whammy Act of 2023" promises chaos to drug operations and relief for the US. Critics call it preposterous, but supporters see brilliance in this outlandish approach.

The Amazing Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Fails to Prevent Existential Crisis

A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 11th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to find enlightenment after purchasing the amazing and revolutionary Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

Local Man Unclear Why Phone is Beeping

Area man and fresh Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire can't for the life of him figure out why his new Samsung Galaxy mobile phone is constantly beeping. He's read the manual and talked to customer support for over 3 hours and still can't stop it from beeping.

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