Area man and fresh Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire can't for the life of him figure out why his new Samsung Galaxy mobile phone is constantly beeping. He's read the manual and talked to customer support for over 3 hours and still can't stop it from beeping.
An argument broke out in a Grass Valley late Sunday when 15 year old Kevin Thomas thought it would be funny to fart just prior to entering a local car wash.
"If I had to do it again, I wouldn't do it," said Mr. Igo. "But I try to watch what I eat and drink. Thank god there was no Facebook back then. All the dumb stuff I did as a kid was before the Internet.
The local DJ, who makes his living as an Information Technology worker, said on Monday that taddle-telling to the bosses of frequent Facebookers regarding their activity is a fair argument tactic.
Famous time traveler John Titor admitted in a recent interview that his warning of a dim and apocalyptic future, were fabricated in order to spice up what he said was a very boring and ordinary existence in 2036.
Area BMW driver and asshole Don Victors doesn't care what people think of his driving. Mr. Victors, a former Director of Marketing at Adobe Systems and now a "budget web hosting" entrepreneur drives like he's the only person on Earth.
Jake Zillevich of Grass Valley is concerned about gullible people on Social Media and has made it his mission to point out the satire as often as possible.
