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Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

North San Juan Resident Can’t Handle the Hectic Pace of Grass Valley

North San Juan resident Shep “The Ship” Walkins says he can't handle the hectic Grass Valley rat race. Walkins has been living up on "The Ridge" for over 32 years and considers himself a local boy.

ShamWow! Wins Best Murder Clean-up Towel for 11th Consecutive Year

The famous ShamWow! absorbent chamois-like towel has won its 11th consecutive award for best murder cleanup product at the 22nd annual Crime Scene Clean-Up conference sponsored by Crime Scene Clean-Up Magazine held at Newark, New Jersey's Aramark Convention Center.

The Genius Trick Amazon.com Doesn’t Want You to Know!

We know you love Amazon.com. Let's face it, it's easy to find things and the product reviews are really helpful. Amazon and a few select online retailers have capitalized on the Internet that has taken traditional "brick and mortar" businesses by surprise.

Pet Cougar Makes Neighbors Nervous

Residents of the usually quiet and worry-free neighborhood of Somerset Drive have something to occupy their minds. Their Neighbors have just acquired a pet cougar.

Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett Found Dead

Longtime Supreme Court Justice Warren Buffett has died in his sleep according to the Omaha, Nebraska police department. His death, which comes after the suspicious passing of Justice Antonin Scalia's untimely death, further puts pressure on both President Biden and the Senate to appoint a successor.

Local Activists Propose Arming Deer Populations

Local animal rights advocates announced they are proceeding with a program to "give the animals a fighting chance" by arming them with semi-automatic rifles.

Area Racist Has Largest Collection of Used Handkerchiefs

Area trinket collector, "oriental" food connoisseur and occasional racist Terry Adkinson was featured on A&E's new show called Oddball Collectors for having the world's largest collection of soiled handkerchiefs.

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