Local animal rights advocates announced they are proceeding with a program to "give the animals a fighting chance" by arming them with semi-automatic rifles.
Area trinket collector, "oriental" food connoisseur and occasional racist Terry Adkinson was featured on A&E's new show called Oddball Collectors for having the world's largest collection of soiled handkerchiefs.
His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama, surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."
Area woman Bridget Doggins suspects that an online article might be about her. Ms. Doggins spends a great deal of time on the Internet, especially Facebook. She's been reading various post from local news media outlets and has grown increasingly concerned that they are directed at her.
Area clairvoyant, spirit channeller and "remote viewer" Nico Mooney admitted to his friends this past week that he can indeed remote view phenomena all around the world, however what he sees is boring and uneventful.
The Islamic Group Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS has announced its intentions to attack George Takei's Facebook page. On October 16 the ISIS militant group posted a "warning" video informing the infidels of America that they should fear for their Facebook likes for Mr. Takei.
