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Randall 'fink' Finkelstein

Fink is a man of many words, and many web links. He likes to argue and seldom loses. Mostly because he’s well informed. And somewhat gassy.

Area Woman Confounded by Roundabout

Mary Shilling of Penn Valley became confounded Sunday afternoon after a run-in with Grass Valley's roundabout.

Dalai Lama Finds Time to Relax with a Fidget Spinner

His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama, surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."

Area Woman Thinks News Article Might Be About Her

Area woman Bridget Doggins suspects that an online article might be about her. Ms. Doggins spends a great deal of time on the Internet, especially Facebook. She's been reading various post from local news media outlets and has grown increasingly concerned that they are directed at her.

Area Psychic/Remote Viewer Sees Nothing Interesting

Area clairvoyant, spirit channeller and "remote viewer" Nico Mooney admitted to his friends this past week that he can indeed remote view phenomena all around the world, however what he sees is boring and uneventful.

ISIS Targets George Takei’s Facebook Account

The Islamic Group Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS has announced its intentions to attack George Takei's Facebook page. On October 16 the ISIS militant group posted a "warning" video informing the infidels of America that they should fear for their Facebook likes for Mr. Takei.

Tragedy Strikes as Teenager Becomes Separated From iPhone at Fair

Tragedy struck late Saturday afternoon when 16 year old Daniella Bishop of Grass Valley, CA accidentally lost her iPhone 6 just after riding the barf-inducing carnival ride "The Zipper" at the Nevada County Fair. Upon discovering her missing mobile phone, Ms. Bishop immediately set into a teenage panic.

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