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Police were called to the 11000 block of Rhode Island Street this week after residents of the home discovered what they thought was a dead body in one of the beds.

Following a Ted Cruz campaign event, as many as 20 young adults broke in a mass hysteria dance in front of the Mobile, Alabama downtown Catalyst Memorial Community Center. Although Senator Cruz did not speak at the event, several of his celebrity supporters did including Colorado firebrand Christian Fundamentalist pastor Kevin Swanson who finished the rally with a call to "put all gays into sackcloth and cover them with ashes and cow dung."

Americans will now be able to experience crap at break-neck speeds.

The finance giant is reconsidering its controversial rewards program.

After over 50 years of unchallenged, strident, yet well-meaning nuttery, the State of Jefferson movement was shocked back to life by a new adversary called "Keep it California."

Despite his unusual technique, Burntliver was determined to build a reputation for himself in the sport and become a champion.

Governor Gavin Newsom announced his intention to sign a controversial bill that will tax California families who refuse to vaccinate their children.

In a bold move that Libertarians are calling voluntarism at its best, pizza delivery giant Domino's has pledge to help California wildfires.