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Jason Calberson
Music
Religious Groups Celebrate The End of Black Sabbath
As the final ear-bleeding refrains of Paranoid came to a close at Birmingham’s Genting Arena, Christians around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. After nearly a half century of turning America’s youth onto the occult, heavy drug use and sexual perversion, it finally signaled The End of Black Sabbath.
National News
Militant Leftists Target Fonz Statue in Downtown Milwaukee
‘The Bronze Fonz’ statue has existed peacefully on Milwaukee’s downtown Riverwalk since first being unveiled on August 18th, 2008. The sculpture depicts Henry Winkler, the actor who portrayed Arthur Fonzarelli on the hit television series, Happy Days.
Satire
‘Wooded Area’ Named Best Place to Dump Dead Body in Nevada County
'Wooded Area' has topped a new list of best places to dump a dead body in Nevada County, ending the debate amongst the area's most prolific serial murderers.
Music
Record Store Day Violence Breaks Out Across America
Massive brawls broke out between vinyl enthusiasts and police at several independent record stores Saturday, leaving an embarrassing scar on the 10 year anniversary of ‘Record Store Day.'
National News
Serial Deviant Arrested Again in Wisconsin
A Wisconsin man with a long history of sexually abusing horses was recently arrested again by the Brown County Sheriff's Office, for you guessed it, sexually assaulting horses.
National News
Saint Bernard Condemns ‘Morning After’ Dog Biscuit
Employing some of his most conservative rhetoric to date, Saint Bailey Bernard of Holy Southern Shepherd Church released a statement regarding the controversial morning after dog biscuit.
Local News
Area Man Breaks Nose Motorboating
What started as a fun night out at the Nevada Club ended with a trip to the emergency room for a Grass Valley man Monday night.
National News
Manitoba Chubby Chaser Talks Thrill, Safety
When a curvaceous, full-figured bombshell touches down in southern Manitoba, Reid Rimmer doesn’t stay indoors – he leaps into his heavily-modified sport utility vehicle, dubbed the Chubinator, and drives towards the action.
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