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James Schlarmann
Comedian, writer, founding contributor of The Political Garbage Chute, holder of zero world records or lifetime achievement awards.
National News
Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America
Earlier this year, Oregon First Militia Private Corporal Master Chief Grant Ryan participated in a standoff between federal authorities and members of a posse headed by Ammon Bundy. Bundy is a rancher and the son of Cliven Bundy, another man who led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada.
National News
Tammy Lahren Adjusting to New Career as WalMart Greeter/Angry Ranter
Conservative firebrand talk show host Timmy Lahren has had a rough 2017. Despite her favored presidential candidate winning last year, a sure victory for Tammy over her declared enemies — so-called liberal American “snowflakes†— Lahren herself has come under fire by fellow conservatives for her pro-choice views.
Alternative
Elon Musk Mulls Buying And Deleting Facebook
Tech titan Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk clarified he did so because Facebook gives him “the willies.
Satire
God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover Of Irony’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- At a press conference this week, Larry "God" Schumway told reporters that...
National News
Christian Kicked Off Airplane For Harassing a Muslim Man
A spokesperson for Alaska Airlines addressed the growing controversy over a flight attendant's decision to eject a Christian man from a flight shortly before takeoff last week.
Satire
Sandy Hook Truther Celebrates 4 Year Anniversary Of Being A Complete Douchebag
PALUMBO, MISSISSIPPI -- Rufus Cornelius Maxwell celebrated what he called a "very special milestone" today. It was...
National News
Cop Shoots Legless, Armless, Deaf, Mute, and Gassy Man During Traffic Stop
The sheriff's department in a small North Carolina county are currently investigating the chain events that led to one of their officers shooting a deaf and mute man who also had no legs or arms.
National News
Gary Johnson Can’t Name The Libertarian Party Candidate
During an interview with a Florida newspaper, former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson reportedly couldn't name the Libertarian Party candidate.
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