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James Schlarmann
Comedian, writer, founding contributor of The Political Garbage Chute, holder of zero world records or lifetime achievement awards.
National News
Delta Offers Ann Coulter Free Lifetime Irrevocable Seat on Plane’s Wing
Conservative firebrand Ann Coulter took to Twitter in an absolute rage over the weekend after an incident on a Delta Airlines flight she was on. Coulter began tweeting berating, angry messages at Delta’s official Twitter account after she was asked to relocate to a different seat to accommodate another passenger.
National News
After 20 Other Companies Pull Out, Planned Parenthood Offers to Sponsor The O’Reilly Factor
At the time of publication, twenty companies have stopped advertising on "The O'Reilly Factor," a Fox News commentary show hosted by one of the network's biggest stars, Bill O'Reilly.
National News
Wayne LaPierre Tragically Shoots and Kills Thoughts and Prayers
Law enforcement authorities in Virginia this morning announced that they'd responded to a 911 call late Wednesday night that came from the residence of NRA Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre. He tragically shot and killed "thoughts and prayers" on his property.
National News
Scientists Confirm Truth Still True Even If Russian Hackers Find It
HAMPSTEAD, RHODE ISLAND -- Researchers at one of the nation's top scientific academies have confirmed this morning...
National News
Exclusive! Leaked Job Offer Letter For New Fox News Female Employees
New York, NY -- At most companies, when someone is hired, they are given an offer letter...
Satire
Florida Rape Victim Performs ‘Self-Abortion’ with AR-15
In Florida, while rape victims have to wait a full day to get an abortion, anyone can buy an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle with absolutely no waiting period whatsoever.
Satire
SETI: Extraterrestrial Signal Is Warning To Earth: “Do Not Let Angry Primates Run The Zoo”
The Internet was abuzz this week as scientists from Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence -- known as SETI in...
National News
Tennessee Shutters Taco Bells For “Being Too Mexican”
A Tennessee Republican is asking that all Taco Bells be shut down for being too Mexican. Clem O'Connor of Hazard, TN says he's "not racist at all" but that he "just know[s] that you can't have a huge welfare state and let any Tom, Dick or Jose in the country."
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