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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Burglar Steals Bookstore Bookshelves, Leaves Books
Area area burglar stole two bookshelves from a local bookstore, but left the books.
Weird
PG&E to Install Smoke Alarms on Power Poles
PG&E said late this week that it plans on installing thousands of fire detectors on power poles.
Satire
North San Juan Cancels 2023 Cannabis Cup
North San Juan (NSJ), CA -- In a surprising move, the North San Juan community has canceled...
Local News
Fix-it Ticket Leads to Jail Time for Area Man
Mr. Brandt was pulled over and ticketed near the bottom of the Alta St. hill by a Grass Valley police officer for not having proper registration tags on his vehicle.
Food
Bill Spork, Inventor of the Spork, Dead at 84
The iconic inventor sported a prankster personality that spilled over into his creations.
Living
Giant Jesus Apologizes For Crushing Several Washington D.C. Tourists
Giant Jesus, the Son of Man and part of the three-person God, has apologized for accidentally crushing dozens of people during his appearance at the National Mall this week.
Living
Amazon Warehouses Now Issuing Adult Diapers to Workers
Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.
Chemtrails
23 Things You Should Never Put in Your Refrigerator
We all know what we need to be keep refrigerated. However, has anyone ever told you what not to refrigerate? Well never fear, The Fazzler is here to help. Our crack team has assembled the 23 most common things you should never put in your refrigerator.
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