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Michael Stephen

Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.

Local Hero Murdered After Killing 20 Policemen in Armed Standoff

Area police ruthlessly murdered an area hero and constitutional enthusiast late last night. The county Sheriff's Investigation spokesperson has claimed that the hero had to be 'stopped' before he "shot too many more policemen.

Flat Earther Launches Rocket, Splatters on Basement Ceiling

In what appears to be a copycat attempt gone awry, 37-year-old Barstow, CA native Jeff Hughston's life almost came to an end this weekend when he attempted to launch his homemade, kerosene-powered rocket from his Mother's basement.

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