Articles by
Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Earth News
The True Costs and Benefits of Outsourcing Labor
I was led to one ramshackle building with loud machine noises coming from inside. Many kids were outside smoking and forgetting some air inside the razor-wire perimeter.
Living
Gary Busey to Marry Randy Quaid in Arkansas Ceremony
Gary Busey and Randy Quaid to tie the knot in Arkansas! From falling in love at a UFO convention to screaming movie lines as vows, this union proves love is not only blind but possibly insane. Expect tractor headlights, onion rings as wedding bands, and a piñata filled with conspiracy theories. Truly, a match made in tabloid heaven!
Satire
Trump Vows to Pardon Jan 6th Antifa Rioters at Tulsa Rally
Former President Donald Trump surprised attendees at a Tulsa rally by declaring his intention to pardon alleged Antifa members accused of participating in the January 6th Capitol riots, a move that sent shockwaves through the crowd and ignited a flurry of reactions across the political spectrum.
Music
Weird Al Beaten and Arrested in Mueller Probe
Sources close to Robert Mueller's special counsel investigation, musical humorist and satirist "Weird Al" Yankovic has been arrested in the ongoing probe.
Weird
Recent Murders Reveal Unlikely Suspect
Abu, known ironically as “Killer” by his owners, went on a murderous rampage this week.
Satire
Protesters Tear Down Georgia Guidestones
The controversial apocalyptic Georgia monument proclaiming end-of-the-world scenarios was toppled this past week by a group of leftwing activists.
National News
Sandy Hook Crisis Actor Disappears in Prison
An inmate at the co-ed Saint Applewhite Prison has gone missing, leaving officials laughing and explaining that she probably never existed in the first place.
Art
George Orwell Claims He Was Only Joking
Fans of the work, who have long seen it as a prescient warning about the dangers of authoritarianism, were taken aback by the news.
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