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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Regional News
Federal Judge Blocks California’s Sexual Harassment Ban
San Diego-based U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez said in a ruling Thursday that the law banning possession of subordinate females, and even some of the more effeminate males, would have made criminals of thousands of otherwise law-abiding citizens who now use sex as a weapon to keep employees productive.
Earth News
Facebook Struggles With Un-banning Itself
Menlo Park, CA -- After a prolonged service disruption this earlier this week, social media giant Facebook...
Satire
Study: Briar Patch Parking Lot Keeps Most Conservatives Out
A recent study says that most conservatives avoid the Briar Patch due to the parking lot.
National News
Texas Secedes From USA, Russian Peacekeepers Immediately Move In
The Russians say they have no intention of permanently staying in Texas.
National News
Study: Pornography May Prevent Some Mass Shootings
A 2 year study by the Palo alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of over 14,000 potential mass shooters has determined that chronic pornography viewings can reduce the chances of mass murder by as much as 27%
Alternative
From Penthouse to Pavement: The Tragic Story of a Well-Dressed Dog
People on the street stared in disbelief as they heard a dog talking and cursing like a sailor.
National News
Lack of Harmony Hurting GOP’s Three Tenors
An eminent PhD has concluded that the Republican party lacks proper harmony and has horrific timing. Mr. Webb has studied rhythm and taught harmony for over 47 years after getting his masters at BYU and completing his doctorate at Juilliard.
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