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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Living
Biden Offers Laid Off Coal Workers Betamax VCRs
The President's critics say this is another example of him being out of touch with average Americans.
Chemtrails
The Fazzler’s Top 20 Death Threats
We here at The Fazzler regularly get quite colorful death threats from our fans. While dozens of calls and emails to The Fazzler a day are really very nice and often informative, many calls to our contact number (530-362-8471), and our email are very specific about the type of grave bodily harm The Fazzler fan contacting us would like to inflict upon one writer or another.
Satire
Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.
Satire
BriarPatch to Carry “Grocery Outlet” Section
The move is expected to draw that critical "I can't afford to shop at the BriarPatch" demographic.
National News
Idiot Exclaims: “I’m oppressed! Just watch them arrest me for storming the Oval Office.”
He was overheard shouting "Let's go Brandon" moments before being tackled by Secret Service personnel.
Food
Soul Kitchen Closes, Saying Penn Valley Not a Good Fit
Penn Valley's Angel's Soul Kitchen restaurant is apparently dead on arrival. The newly-opened 'Soul Kitchen' felt obliged to shut its doors after only 24 minutes of operation. There may be hope, however.
Living
Amazon Announces Prime Home Abortion Kit
Amazon.com is going to start delivering Earth's first home abortion kit.
Satire
Slow Typing on Local Facebook Forum Leads to General Strike
Nevada County suffered an unplanned, spontaneous general strike on Wednesday due to a man's slow typing. The incident occurred on Speak Your Mind Nevada County, a forum for locals to vent their frustrations and be pilloried for hours on end by other overly-opinionated locals.
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