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Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.
Satire
Grass Valley’s Black Lives Matter Protest Gathers Two People
An odd mix of do-gooding and incel white supremacy didn't end well for two Grass Valley men.
Earth News
CERN Scientists: We May Be on an Alternate Reality Pathway
The scientists at CERN Laboratories, or European Organization for Nuclear Research in Switzerland, have finally isolated and studied the elusive Higgs-Boson particle, also known as the 'God particle'. The findings of the study are startling, to say the least.
National News
High School Bullies Who Seized Liberty University Unsure of What to Do Next
A local gang of high school bullies has taken over the Christian-only Liberty University in an attempt to "make education great again."
Satire
Man Falls Off Foresthill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.
Living
Americans Abandon Academia in Favor of Dank Memes
It's not just students who are abandoning academia for memes. Professors and educators are also getting in on the trend.
Satire
4 Signs You’re Doing It Wrong
1) You're Wrong
2) Everyone Tells You You're Wrong
3) You have a feeling you're wrong
4) You just blew...
National News
Ronald Reagan’s Classified Documents Found at Neverland Ranch
Authorities are not quite sure how the documents ended up at Neverland Ranch.
Food
GOP Outrage Over Snicker’s Dick Vein Reaches Fever Pitch
Hershey, PA -- The GOP is in an uproar over a new Snickers candy bar that has...
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