Sierra City, CA — The Bilderberg Group, that shadowy cabal of the global elite, is reportedly set to meet in Sierra City this year—a location remote enough to confuse Alex Jones and yet somehow still linked to those whispered tales of hidden bunkers and lost Nazi treasures.
For the uninitiated, the Bilderberg Group, also known as the Bilderberg Conference or Club, is an annual private gathering of 120 to 150 of the world’s most powerful and influential figures from Europe and North America. Established in 1954, this secretive meeting has been the subject of countless conspiracy theories. Some believe it’s the control room for global governance, pulling the strings of the IMF, World Bank, Trilateral Commission, EU, and powerful central banks like the Federal Reserve. In short, it’s the Illuminati’s board of directors—if you buy into that sort of thing.
The Fazzler sought out local Bilderberg expert Skyy Wolford for his take on the upcoming gathering.
“Whatever its early mission,” said Wolford, who was dressed in his usual camo and tinfoil hat ensemble when he stopped by the Fazzler offices earlier this week, “the Bilderberg Group is now the world’s shadow government, pulling the levers of power behind the scenes to strip us of our freedoms. They want to replace our nation-state sovereignty with an all-powerful global corporate government, enforced by a militarized police state.”
When we contacted the management at Herrington’s Sierra Pines Resort, the rumored location of this year’s meeting, they played coy.
“We have no knowledge of any such event,” said a representative who wished to remain anonymous. However, when pressed, the same person let slip, “But you should ask that Randall Finkelstein guy—he’s on the guest list.”
For those not in the know, Randall Finkelstein is the publisher of both The Broad Street Beacon and its irreverent international cousin, fazzler.com. Apparently, Mr. Finkelstein has been invited to attend this year’s Bilderberg Group Meeting.
“I can’t discuss the details,” said Mr. Finkelstein in a brief and cryptic email, “but let’s just say that Bill Gates is a fan of The Fazzler. And yes, you can only get in by invite. Of course, if you’re Alex Jones, you might try to bullhorn your way in, but good luck getting anywhere near the caviar with that approach. ‘Nuff said.”
As of now, Alex Jones has yet to announce whether he’ll be heading to Sierra City to protest the event, though insiders say his lack of public comment has the InfoWars faithful on high alert. The Broad Street Beacon and the Fazzler plan to provide full coverage of the three-day event, including interviews with any notable attendees who touch down in the grassy meadow across from Herrington’s Sierra Resort.
So, stay tuned whether you’re a believer in the New World Order or just someone who enjoys a good conspiracy theory. This could be the year Sierra City becomes ground zero for the global elite—or at least for those who believe they are.
