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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford went on to say that while most Canadians do not like Cruz, they really did praise his work with Paul Newman, not to mention his pool-playing prowess. He adds, “I really liked the thing he did with all the naked people in masks. And his Dr. Seuss recital was a great show.”

And now onto Tommy Chong.

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