Canadians Weigh In: Ted Cruz Plummets in Canadian Polls

Ted Cruz smugly analyzed the polls’ findings. “Let me be very clear about something you people don’t seem to understand. The American people, as well as myself, cannot and will not take anything that comes out of Canada seriously, be that polls or politicians. As your next President, I will see to it that the McKenzie Brothers stop making films. I will also build a wall across Niagara Falls.”