Editorial
McDonald’s Bids Farewell to Epstein Island’s Last Golden Arches Amid Controversial Legacy
The McDonald’s on Epstein Island has shuttered its windows for good, marking the end of what the company now refers to as a "misguided adventure in international franchising." The closure comes amidst a whirlwind of controversy and a belated corporate acknowledgment that some locations, no matter how potentially profitable, are better left un-McTouched.
Editorial
Economic Boomerang: Biden Throws Credit to Trump, Hits Obama, and Lands on Eisenhower
In a surreal twist of presidential one-upmanship, Biden credits Trump for economic highs, Trump tips his hat to Obama, and Obama sends a nod back to Eisenhower, turning the White House into a time-traveling hall of economic mirrors.
Editorial
Kansas Criminal’s Bid to Dodge the Law with Presidential Run
Meet Rusty Fields, Kansas' most notorious criminal who's now eyeing the presidency. His brazen campaign is rewriting the rules, sparking outrage, amusement, and a national debate on justice and politics. A must-read for those fascinated by the absurdities of modern politics.
Editorial
Combo “Target Joe’s” to Replace Grass Valley Kmart
As usual with Nevada County, the community is both excited and angry about the new shopping opportunities for the same reasons.
Chemtrails
How I Became a Nazi Symphasizer After I Learned the Allies Killed People Too
Sure, the Nazis were responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people.
Board of Supervisors Approve Clear-cutting of Entire County
In an effort to prevent a catastrophic fire incident, the Nevada County Board of Supervisors voted to clear-cut every tree in the county.
Editorial
Local Church Holding “How To Talk to Grandpa About His Racism” Seminars
A local church is working to reduce racism in the grandpa generation.
Commentary
Editorial: The Homeless are Stealing Good Paying American Jobs
The truth is that they're scheming opportunists who will stop at nothing to take your hard-earned job.
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