Editorial
Dr. PekingProtocol or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love AI
Stanley Kubrick navigates the absurd theater of AI superintelligence. From General Jack D. Ripcode's paranoia to Dr. PekingProtocol's uncanny expertise, Kubrick paints a world where fear, hope, and folly collide. As we teeter on the brink of a digital abyss, he implores us to laugh, embrace the absurd, and learn to love our AI overlords.
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Easter Egg Dash Prepares Kids for Reality TV, say A&E Producers
What better way to prepare children for the rigors of consumerism, than an Easter Egg hunt?
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Locals: Who Do I Have to Blow to Get A Meal Delivered in this Town?
I would happily pay a delivery charge-hell, I'd even tolerate a long wait time if it meant I didn't have to put on pants, set down my Manhattan, drag my ass downtown, put out my cigarette, and talk to people. I shouldn't have to talk to people to eat.
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Why is My Security Detail Stalking Me? A Guest Article by Elon Musk
I feel like I can't even use the restroom in peace since they always seem to be hovering just outside the door.
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School Under Fire for Showing African Porn to Kindergarteners
Conservative protestors from all over the country flooded the small Sierra town demanding answers.
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Disney-Style Narration Fails to Rouse Lazy Teenagers for School
Grass Valley's Craig Thomas spent almost 15 minutes using flowery language and speaking in a deep and affected voice to rouse his teens.
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Native American Casino To Open In Downtown Nevada City
The new home of the Nisenan Rancheria Casino located in downtown Nevada City.
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