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The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: Lemmy Kilmister Dead at 70

Lemmy Kilmister, founding member and frontman of Motörhead. has died. He was 70 years old. Kilmister — who legendarily survived diabetes and implantation of a heart defibrillator — was diagnosed with the disease just two days ago, the band said in a statement.

Chewbacca Mom Arrested for Indecent Overexposure

Sources are saying Candace Payne, now forever known throughout galaxy as ‘Chewbacca Mom’, was arrested for indecent overexposure outside a Grand Prairie sports bar late Saturday night.

Wiccan Chemtrail Sky Dragon Takes First Flight

North San Juan resident and chemtrail researcher Skyy Wolford is relieved that his Wiccan Sky Dragon has taken his first flight to defeat the Chemtrail geoengineering scourge.

Area Mother Regrets Naming Her Child GMO

Nevada City mother of two Jessica Orson recently admitted to The Fazzler that she regretted naming her 16 year old daughter Gabriele Michelle Orson, or GMO for short.

2nd Wave Internet Skepticism And The War Of Bad Ideas Part 1

This is the first in a series on what I have started referring to as 2nd Wave Internet Skepticism. 2nd wave Internet skepticism seems to fold tribalism in under the guise of critical thinking. It includes a lot of rhetoric that I first saw in the Men's Rights Activism movement.

New Study: Chemtrails Are Great For Your Complexion

At Sierra Community College in Grass Valley, CA, science student Sandra Willis has made an ironic discovery about the utility of chemtrails: they are great for your complexion. Unfortunately, Sandra Willis' discovery might sway naysayers into the pro-chemtrail camp.

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