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Scientists Create World’s First GMO Reverse Dalmatian

University of San Francisco scientists have successfully created the world's first reverse Dalmatian. The effort, which has been in the works for over 14 years in association with Cargill Corporation and the American Kennel Club, sought to create the world's first GMO dog.

Starfleet Cancels Plans for San Francisco-Based Headquarters

Authorities speaking for the space research and exploration organization Starfleet have confirmed a long-rumored decision to postpone construction of the San Francisco-based Starfleet Academy.

Austria/Hungary to Open Refugee “Turmoil to Paradise” Work Camps

In a unilateral move without the approval of other European Union countries, Hungary and Austria have taken proactive measures to open "Paradise" work camps for Syrian and other migrant refugees.

Local Newspaper Infiltrated by CIA “Psy-Ops”

After an exhaustive 3 month investigation, The Fazzler with the help of several anonymous, yet credible informants has learned that The Union, Grass Valley's 150 year old newspaper has been infiltrated by a CIA "Psy-Ops" detachment.

The Fazzler Salutes Our Heroes: David Bowie Dead at 69

David Bowie, the rock and roll visionary whose career spanned six decades, died Sunday after a long battle with cancer. He was 69.

Canadians Weigh In: Ted Cruz Plummets in Canadian Polls

While he is wildly popular in the USA, Senator Ted Cruz's popularity is plummeting in many Canadian polls. Ted Cruz is running for President of the United States, despite being a Canadian.

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