According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that Facebook doesn't exist the way we have come to understand it. Dr. Aldrich, who has written extensively on String Theory and alternative universes, maintains that what we see and perceive may not be real.
The Washington State-based Evergreen Chemtrail Learning Center (ECLC) announced today that they plan on expanding its 4 year old learning center to include amusement rides and other attractions.
Archaeologists working near the site of the Library of Alexandria in Egypt, famed cultural center of the ancient world, uncovered a massive trove of parchments, scrolls, and manuscripts this week, calling it, "the single greatest Anthropological disappointment in history."
Facebook announced today that it will be introducing a sarcasm font that can be used for passive-aggressive purposed on the popular social media platform. The font, which will be available from a drop-down menu, will feature the the default Facebook typeface but in reverse-left italics to indicate sarcasm.
