Get Your Suicidal Ass Back in There

Somewhere in Brazil — Here at The Fazzler, we like to celebrate all kinds things: Ranch Dressing, weird foreign leaders, The Best of Nevada County and various popular culture oddities. Today we bring two peopleto your notice; three if you count the person filming. One of them is a superhero.

Although details are slim, seeing is believing. Apparently a Brazilian woman was attempting to commit suicide by jumping out of her 10th story apartment window. Thinking quickly, a firefighter rapelling from the window above falcon-kicked her depressed ass back into her apartment.

Let’s hope she gets the help she needs because this is dangerous work for firefighters. Both live to fight again. Watch for yourself below.

Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is Fazzler's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.

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