GOP Moves to Block Teaching CRT in Animal Shelters

Austin, TX — Members of the Texas Republican party tweeted today that they’ve received the “go ahead” from the RNC to begin their attack on their latest CRT target: animal shelters. According to Chase Felton, the head of Texas Republicans for Liberty, the initiative is way overdue.

“Look, you have to understand the power of our furry little friends,” said Mr. Felton, speaking on a conference call earlier in the day. “And we have some direct evidence that this CRT thing is being taught in our great State’s animal shelters.”

Critical race theory is an academic concept that is more than 40 years old. The core idea is that race is a social construct and that racism is not merely the product of individual bias or prejudice but also something embedded in legal systems and policies. The basic tenets of critical race theory, or CRT, emerged from a framework for legal analysis in the late 1970s and early 1980s created by legal scholars Derrick Bell, Kimberlé Crenshaw, and Richard Delgado, among others.

Recently, several conservative states have sought to limit CRT in their classrooms, even though it has never been taught. However, their leaders aren’t stopping there. And starting next week, Texas State Senator Darrel Hitchem plans to introduce SB 105, which will ban CRT instruction in the state’s animal shelters.

“The Animal Liberty Act of 2022 will be what I like to call a liberty guidelight for Texas and beyond,” said Senator Hitchem in front of the State Capitol building in Austin today. “The real goal is to provide equal points of view for our dogs and cats in such a vulnerable state in the shelters.”

When asked by a press member for evidence of such “animal indoctrination,” Hitchem bristled.

“The same people who run these shelters are those with sympathies to ANTIFA and the BLM. And that’s where it all starts, with our cats and dogs.”

According to the SPCA, there is no instruction in the nation’s animal shelters, let alone something as abstracted and advanced as CRT.

Michael Stephen
Michael Stephen
Michael has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it more quickly and with less pain.

More from author

Related posts

Advertisment

Latest posts

Elon Confirms Starship Failure Due to Use of Flex Seal Tape

A hilarious tale of how Elon Musk used Flex Seal tape on SpaceX's Starship in an outlandish experiment to cut costs and innovate faster. From late-night infomercial inspiration to a catastrophic yet entertaining spaceflight, this satirical article dives into Musk's unexpected partnership with the iconic adhesive brand and his unorthodox approach to rocket science.

CNN’s Dana Bash Still in Sibling Fight Over Childhood Big Wheel

A decades-old sibling feud over a childhood Big Wheel resurfaces every December 30th, blending humor, nostalgia, and Dana Bash’s quest for justice in this playful tale of enduring family dynamics.

AI Entering Its Depressing ‘Emo’ Phase, Experts Brace for Bad Poetry

Alexa refuses to bake potatoes, Roombas write passive-aggressive poetry, and Montclair’s poetry slam is under siege by robots. AI is growing up—and it’s messy, moody, and wearing neon emo bangs. Suburbia may never recover.