“McKinleyville, California is not a real town! Google it and you will find out for yourself! I actually lived in Weaverville and drove to where McKinleyville was supposed to be,” said Christopher J. Rushin of Grass Valley, “I’ve been ‘there,’ there’s nothing there but trees and houses and people and shit. No signs of civilization whatsoever.”
Others were more philosophical about the hoax, maintaining that they might have only dreamed about the city.
“I‘ve been to McKinleyville, and now that I think about it, it probably doesn’t actually exist,” commented Justin Anderson of Penn Valley, CA. “The place did seem too perfect, like a dream or something.”
Still others were a part of the conspiracy calling people who believe such things “stupid idiots.”
“I’m a truck driver. Live in Eureka and I get many shipments to and out from McKinleyville, California,” said a California truck driver who wished to remain anonymous. A fact that bolsters his status as a Mossad/CIA operative. “As a matter of fact my wife grew up in the McKinleyville/Arcata area. So for you to even state McKinleyville doesn’t exist as a town or city whatever you want to call it, makes me believe you are an idiot. Or a troll. Or a Bernie Sanders supporter.”
As for Mr. Wolford, he gave The Fazzler an old “I told you so.”
“Nice try,” continued Mr. Wolford. “You thought I was making this up, didn’t ya? Well now you know what I know. As soon as you ran into someone who was a Mossad operative, they immediately start calling you an idiot for calling out the McKinleyville hoax. But you get used to it after a while. Your skin gets tough with this thing I like to call ‘The Truth.'”
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