Grass Valley, CA — Local success and productivity guru Mitch Freed of Mitch Freed Success announced on a local Facebook group that he was holding a fee-based “How To Get Your Shit Together and Be More Productive” seminar at the Miners Foundry in Nevada City.
Mr. Freed’s “Get Your Shit Together” seminar will be simulcast on a Google hangout, and all participants will be encouraged to tweet and post comments on Facebook during the event.
Not everyone was going to attend Mr. Freed’s seminar.
“I think one of the first things I would do to be more productive,” said Seth Meyer of Nevada City, “would be to get the hell off of Facebook.”
In an era of uncertainty, bad Yelp reviews, threats of galactic invasions and Chemtrail expansion, a market has opened up for “life coaches” who help people get their shit together. Life coaching is a “designed alliance” between coach and client where the coaching relationship continually gives all the power back to the client. Whatever that means. Life coaches are not licensed, nor require any formal training. They simply call themselves life coaches.
“I help people learn what’s getting in the way of their success,” said a confident Mr. Freed. “I help unblock the thetans and negative self-talk that keeps people from being productive.”