Local Woman Shaves Pussy Every Summer

Marguerite Pickering cooling off in front of a fan
Marguerite Pickering cooling off in front of a fan

Chicago Park, CA —  Local resident Marguerite Pickering is really grateful that the cool weather is here.

“Ever since I started getting hot flashes I have suffered so much during the hot summer months” she complained. “I spend most of my time in front of an electric fan trying to cool off, and now that winter is approaching I can actually turn off the fan and get things done” she explained.

Mrs. Pickering is a widow who lives alone, with just her Boston terrier and long-haired Persian cat as her companions.

Shaved-Persian-Cat“My doggie has no trouble keeping cool because he has very short hair” she remarked. “But my poor pussy gets so hot in the warm weather with all that long hair. I hate to do it but I shave my pussy at the beginning of every summer.” She continued, “Not her head, but the rest of her body. My pussy doesn’t look very pretty all shaved like that, but I’m sure she’s a lot more comfortable.”

The first summer that she had her Persian cat Mrs. Pickering tried hosing both of her pets down to cool them off. “My doggie just loved it, and kept coming back for more. But my poor pussy wasn’t happy at all!” she declared. “A wet pussy is not a happy pussy!”

By late fall her cat’s hair has mostly grown back so that she is ready for the cold winter. “I love my little pussy in the winter because she is so pretty with that long coat, and she lets me cuddle her” Mrs. Pickering reported.

Harry Balserhaught
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Harry Balserhaught joins Gish Gallop from a prosperous career in Industrial Landscape painting and design. He also moonlights as a writer for several investigative publications including the San Francisco Chronicle, The Nation and Cat Fancy. Mr. Balserhaught is semi-retired and a neighbor of Nevada County Gish Gallop President and fellow North San Juan resident Louis “Lou” LaPlante, however he has no interest in alpacas. Despite this, Mr. LaPlante asked Mr. Balserhaught to join Gish Gallop staff due to his uncanny ability to “get along” with other North San Juan citizens. Mr. Balserhaught is married to his second wife Faye, after his first died in a suspicious laundromat accident in Berkeley, CA. He has 2 dogs, 1 cat, and 3 mouthy children who never call.

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