Massive Wildfire Started by Local Waterslide Park

Roseville, CA — In a bizarre turn of events, it has been reported that a wildfire in Roseville, California, was started by a local waterslide park.

According to eyewitnesses, the fire began when a group of thrill-seeking teens decided to slide down one of the park’s flumes while holding onto lit fireworks.

“We thought it would be a cool idea to add some extra excitement to the ride,” said one of the teens, who wished to remain anonymous. “We didn’t think it would actually start a wildfire.”

But start a wildfire it did, and before long, the flames had spread from the park to nearby homes and businesses.

As firefighters worked to contain the blaze, residents were left to wonder how such a reckless act could have been allowed to happen.

“I can’t believe someone would be so irresponsible as to start a fire at a waterslide park,” said one concerned citizen. “What were they thinking?”

In the end, the wildfire was eventually brought under control, but not before causing significant damage to the surrounding community.

As for the teens responsible for the disaster, they have yet to be caught, but authorities have vowed to track them down and bring them to justice.

Let this serve as a cautionary tale: always follow safety rules, even when having fun at the waterslide park.