So you're one of those people who still look for a public payphone. Well good for you. But wait, there's more. As a local, you may not be aware that the Briar Patch COOP has a public payphone. And here's why it's a great marketing move.
This is where the adventure begins. The following is a edited recount of Moonash's and Mr. Wolford's unusual discovery. Residents of the usually private and esoteric Sierra Nevada foothills community didn't know about this.
A recent study funded by the Fire Safe Council and the city government of Grass Valley has determined that the majority of wildfires in Nevada County are caused by Flatlanders and stupid people named "Sal."